Gaali’s are dying , save them

          In our daily busy life we don’t pay much attention to a few things which are integral part of our life. One example is Gaali (abusive words) which is a fundamental part of our language and even thinking process but never been recognized.

         So this post is a tribute to one of the most constructive invention done by Human being called ‘Gaali’.

        The Algorithm of the complex universe of Gaali’s have been designed on the basis of the logic of human relationships, emotions and positioning .These are designed in a way that a person is hit hard with minimum use of words. A big thank to our forefathers who have done some meticulous work in development of such vocal missiles , They researched well to find the most vulnerable points of humans and  designed  these lethal phrases accordingly  and the beauty is that these are still  contemporary in this 21^st century . I am thanking the forefathers because I am sure that you haven’t developed any new neither I.We don’t have any government funded body , NGOs  or corporate in the development of new Gaalis. Gaali’s are a limited commodity like petrol.

But I am worried seeing them dying .

Gaalis are dying ???? Come On Pradeep , what bullshit …

Yes , I know what I want to urge …just hold on

Before I explain their killing, lets explore Gaali world

Gaalis have always helped us to keep ourselves healthy and fit.  

How????????  Pradeep again crap.

Breathe deep and read ….Let me ask you….Have you ever observed when you are harshly  scolded by your boss  ,what is your first reaction ? what you do as he leaves ?… it’s the flow of Gaali’s , some time vocal if your colleague  are your buddies  or silent if office is new or girls are there. What do you achieve by abusing him??

You immediately feel that you have also done something to him in reply, you feel that you have taken some sort of revenge. Abusing immediately brings your Blood pressure down and gives you a sort of satisfaction. So you are well benefited, no real harm to your manager, no danger to your job so win-win situation for all by virtue of these well design deep meant phrases.

You can call Gaalis a  vocal form of masturbation (which is another great discovery done by us; no credit to forefathers this time, every individual personally discovers it) .To execute  both of these we need following things...

 A Target,

 Will full emotions,

A little bit of imagination,

 and what… nothing else. Go ahead, ejaculate your frustration and get some instant relaxation and get back to work. As simple as that.

The charisma of Gaali’s are that these are not only applicable to the humans we even use it on things also.

Have you forgotten what you asked to your TV remote when it didn’t work last time , Or to the speed breaker on  the road when it gave a jerk to your back or to the bear bottle when it was not chilled or to your laptop when it took long time to boot. I know you did all BC , MC with these things .Again not harm  to them but relief to you.

Abusive words are sort of open source platform which is taken differently by different people in different countries. Like some people don’t be disturbed by MC, BC but feel harassed by the word “Monkey”  amazing  but true referred to  Bhajji-Symonds spat. (Australians!!!! salute to your emotional intellect)

Even some time fusion of using different language creates some awkward condition as it happened with us when we Hindi speaking people speak the 2^nd form of the English word “Gain”. (Many  more example are there but this post is dedicated to such accidents)

We actually need to learn to use these voiced  weapons properly , as its been used by  Italian footballer Materazzi   in world cup final against Zidane , when legendary Zidane  gifted him the historic head butt along with the world cup.  Or wrongly used by Sonia Gandhi in Gujarat assembly election when she was swept away when she called “Maut ke saudagar “ to Narendra Modi.(just a mere example  I am nothing to with Con, BJP)

Gaalis have some technical base….. I have said it technical because some time we use it wrongly … like we call Sala to a dog , which is technically blunder ….would you ever like to sleep with the sister of a dog  , nahi naa …than why to call him Sala …

Even the Gaali world is dominated by Males .Girls have to use Gaali from male’s vocabulary …again the same example sala…. As per our relation nomenclature a girl can’t have a Sala or Sali …still they use it.

 Just last paragraph before I discuss about the death of the Gaalis…

If we categorize the Gaali’s there are basically two categories .

One category contains the Gaali’s which is socially approved like Sala , kameena ,Harami etc. which can be spoken socially I even didn’t mind to write the proper spelling .

And the other category which contains the big shots which are socially taboo and I can’t even write here you know what I am talking about.

Now I come to the moot point … Death of these divine phrases…

As we have seen in recent time movies like Kamine , Ye saali Jindgi , etc which contained these phrases in movie titles .A new movie is lined up named Daayan . Gaalis are being invariably used in the TV programs like Rodies or programs on Bindaas TV .Over exposing these words  and killing the real intentions of these phrases and making these phrases just another word.

 This Bloody social normalization of these extreme feelings, is the death of these Gaalis. Because these Gaali’s are not pain full enough after this  social acceptance, no sharpness any more. For example would you like to light a cracker on Diwali if every child is playing with AK-47 .

The bigger tension is that one of the prominent member of this Gaali league “DK boss” is been well raped and used in Delhi Belly song .Now all  kids are  singing this song ,it means there will be no more satisfaction when You’ll use it against your boss   or to the bank cashier who is so slow in currency counting or to the Police Thulla who stopped you . Even Delhi Belly People have tried to curb the sharpness of one the flag bearer BC in Puncture wala song. But thankfully couldn’t make much harm to that.

So I request such creative creatures kindly don’t find sweet melodic poetry in these pungent phrases because these are limited, don’t kill them one by one and now these are near to extinction. We should preserve them and in the same breath I request the new creative breed to create a new array of Gaali’s and request People like Amir khan, Vishal Bhardwaj   and other Gaali’s prone fraternity to donate for this humble cause who have made huge money using this intellectual property.

 So choice is yours either create new or preserve the existings….. Thanks

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